Moan for me like Helen Keller
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm both gender and math confused
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