Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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