Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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