All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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