Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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