after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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