I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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