He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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