They should really pass out barf bags in church
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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