do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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