I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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