boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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