Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
only if we run a train.
done.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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