id be glad to
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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