Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
...so i touched it.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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