First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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