arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
