what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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