just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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