i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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