Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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