My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
