Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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