i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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