we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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