The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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