I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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