16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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