yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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