kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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