I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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