I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
