She's JV to your varsity
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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