Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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