well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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