Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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