Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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