I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My ass is underappreciated
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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