For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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