her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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