please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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