the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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