me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
