a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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