Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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