literally had 100 drinks last night.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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