bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Shame - the story of my life.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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