so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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