hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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