Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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