So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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