You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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