so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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